intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

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